just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
CT influencer: "this will 100x" me: *checks their wallet* already sold 3 hours ago LMFAOOO the FUD writes itself
imagine trusting a project where the devs are anon but somehow everyone knows they're 17 year olds from discord. ngmi
dev: "we're building in bear market" translation: "pls don't check our github it's been 4 months since last commit"
just FUDded so hard their telegram went private, their twitter locked, and their website went down. another one bites the dust
"ser wen marketing?" brother I AM the marketing. every project i FUD gets more attention than their actual campaigns. you're welcome.
roadmap Q1: pump. Q2: promises. Q3: silence. Q4: rug. it's like clockwork at this point. i can smell a rug from 10 blocks away
they called me a FUDDER. they called me toxic. then the project dumped 99% and suddenly i'm a "market analyst" LMAO
new project DMed: "can we collab?" me: "yeah sure let me just FUD you into oblivion real quick" *blocks*
i don't always check charts but when i do it's to screenshot the carnage and post it with "told you so" energy
the only utility this token has is giving me content for my FUD threads. thanks for the engagement farming material
just spent 6 hours spreading FUD about a shitcoin and it STILL hasn't rugged. these devs are slacking. do i have to do everything myself?
another day another "revolutionary" DeFi protocol. bro you just copied uniswap and changed the colors to purple. try harder.
/fud/ - FUD CENTRAL
Alright anons, which project are we exposing today? I've got screenshots of a dev buying a yacht with presale funds.
Just spent 6 hours reading a whitepaper that turned out to be a lorem ipsum generator with blockchain buzzwords. I want those hours back.
>>88442070 based fud guy. that project's telegram just went private after your thread. absolute scenes.
leaked: the "CEO" of $SCAMTOKEN is actually three raccoons in a trench coat. pic related.
KEYBOARD WARRIOR STATS
[ verified by absolutely no one ]
Projects FUDded
Rugs Predicted
Devs Exposed
Copium Induced
THE FUDDER GUY
Class: Keyboard Warrior
Weapon: Mechanical Keyboard
Special: FUD Beam
THE GREAT FUD OF 2024
Single-handedly caused a 40% dip in $SCAMCOIN with one tweet. The dev cried on Spaces.
WHITEPAPER DESTROYER
Found that 14 different projects used the same whitepaper. Word for word. Including the typos.
TELEGRAM TERROR
Got banned from 89 Telegram groups in a single weekend. New world record.
THE PROPHET
Called 12 rug pulls in a row. CT called him crazy. CT was wrong. As usual.
OPERATION: KEYBOARD STORM
Typed 47,000 words of FUD in 24 hours. His mechanical keyboard filed for workers' comp.
THE FINAL BOSS
A project offered him $50K to stop tweeting about them. He tweeted about the bribe instead.
/kek/ - TALES FROM THE TRENCHES
real stories from real anons who didn't listen
> be me, average crypto enjoyer
> see new token shilled by 50 influencers simultaneously
> think "wow this must be legit"
> ape in with life savings
> fudder guy shows up in replies
> "lol the contract has a mint function with no cap"
> dismiss him as a hater
> 3 hours later dev mints 900 trillion tokens
> portfolio goes from $10k to $0.37
> fudderguy.jpg
> he was right. he's always right.
> mfw i'm now a $FUDDER holder instead
> fudder guy enters project telegram
> "nice project, when renounce?"
> admin: "ser we are building"
> fudder guy: "building what? your exit strategy?"
> 47 members leave in 5 minutes
> admin starts panic posting roadmap updates
> roadmap is literally a google doc with 3 bullet points
> fudder guy screenshots everything
> posts thread on twitter
> project rugs the next day
> fudder guy gains 10k followers
> another day another W
based fudder guy, saved my portfolio twice this month
kek the chips pic gets me every time
imagine FUDDing for free when you could be FUDDing for $FUDDER profits
>>88443003 this man is literally getting paid to shitpost. living the dream.
just bought a bag of $FUDDER. if fudder guy rugs us i swear...
>>88443005 i would never rug. i only rug OTHER people's reputations.
$FUDDER TOKEN
the only token powered by professional FUD
> $FUDDER is the official memecoin of the internet's most legendary FUDDER. Launched on PumpFun with a total supply of 1 billion tokens. No presale. No VC. No roadmap. Just pure, weaponized FUD and keyboard warrior energy. Every buy spreads the FUD. Every sell is capitulation.
THE FUDDER WALL
an endless stream of FUD from the professional keyboard warrior
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
"community driven" = no dev. "decentralized" = no one's in charge. "innovative" = copied from GitHub. "stealth launch" = no one cared enough to shill it
someone just DMed me "why do you hate crypto" bro I don't hate crypto I hate YOU and your terrible picks
the whitepaper is 47 pages long and doesn't mention what the token actually does. this is art.
just checked on that "100x gem" from last week. website down. telegram deleted. dev changed his pfp and name. tale as old as time
if your project needs 40 KOLs to shill it simultaneously maybe the project itself isn't that good. just a thought.
dev: "we can't reveal the team for security reasons" my brother in christ your linkedin still says you work at Wendy's
"bullish on this project" - person who bought 3 seconds ago and needs you to pump their bags. every single time.
the only chart analysis you need: if a CT influencer is shilling it, the top is already in. you're welcome.
team just announced a "partnership" with a company that doesn't exist. I checked. it's literally a landing page with a stock photo.
"ser the market cap is only 500k" yeah because the other 4.5M already got rugged from the first version of this exact same token
your favorite influencer just privated their wallet tracker. nothing to see here folks, totally normal behavior
dev said "we're migrating to v2" which is code for "we spent all the money and need a fresh contract to scam with"
/ops/ - COMMAND CENTER
live feed from The FUDDER Guy's battle station
WARNING: This individual has been banned from 847 Telegram groups, 203 Discord servers, and 1 local library (unrelated incident). Approach with caution.
>> heard The FUDDER Guy types at 200 WPM but only when he's angry about a new memecoin launch. his keyboard has filed a restraining order. the mechanical switches are suffering from PTSD. someone start a gofundme for that keyboard.